Lady: Are you depressed (de-presd)?
Man: No, I pray everyday. I know God keeps me company, and I do not need to be sad.
Lady: No, no, no, no no! You are depressed!
Man: I am sorry, I just told you I am not. How can I be, when I serve God my whole life and goodness surrounds me?
Lady: See, you are indeed depressed!
Man: (Silently reciting the Chaplet of the Divine Mercy, in an effort to control his temper)
Lady: You serve God, and you are wearing the clerical collar. You are depressed in our parish.
Man: If you are asking me if I am the priest, then, yes, I am.
Lady: I knew it!
So, when depression strikes, think of funny things, and your problems will temporarily stop bothering you.
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